Saturday, March 19, 2011

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Happy?

Scampi (questions): "Francesco Zanvit."
Ema: "SIII! SIII! HAAAHH! Your death, life mea!"

Scagnelli (usual refrain): "Do as students in Japan!"
Guinn: "In Japan now do not even have the school ..."

Bramati (sull'interrogazione Ema): "Bright."

Scagnelli: "I drank a cappuccino in a bar that was SEWAGE! He put tremendous acidity of the stomach."
Cases: "Tell us which bar the system."
Scagnelli: "Tonight I come with my friends a couple of jumpers and devastated."

It seemed to me that museums are welcome in class. So here Time is running out. Good uichend, between lightning and thunder and devastated!



Tuesday, March 15, 2011

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Hands up, hands down

post titles more and more random.

Muscarà (after my 7 / 8): "This new deal ..."

Visconti: "This is the Pacific plate, which is not all that peaceful."

Scagnelli (questions about formulas), "Piovesan, the equation of the ellipse ..."
Rain: Justice, generosity, chastity, noluntas. "

For me it took waaay to share coffee and a bit 'by Limp Bizkit. Therefore to give epinephrine in the next three months, here Rollin ', one of their best work.



Wednesday, March 9, 2011

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It is assumed that I study these days. COOL STORY BRO

It took me some time.

Scampi (fixes with desperate faces, snorting, bulging eyes): "... This is a beast ..."

Guinn: "So much is her maturity!"
Sanna: "Yes, but I dare someone to ask the song!"
Pippo (shakes and shakes Pigus): "We've QUIT!: D"

Gimbo (reads the blackboard): "f is intense ? No, understood?"

Guinea (math): "But why with +? "
Scagnez:" But I said now! Where were you, Piovesan and Guinea? "
Rain: "...?!"
Raimondi:" But Professor, Piovesan but not ... has nothing to do. "
Rain:" But I ... "

Scagnez (the shortcomings of the task):" Subscribers are always "
Raimondi:" FUCK! "

Piro:" Oh, Shit Emanuele !! "

Good. ... The song now is no, although there would be nothing CapaRezza, but I do not think would be appreciated. My darkside home, the Vision of Atlantis, accompanied by my wishes for a happy holiday .

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

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Position UGL

Mauro Mazzoni, was conferred by the trade union delegation UGL Lucca Province, to participate in the regional council of 'immigration in the province of Lucca.
This council is the President of the Territorial Council, the Prefect of Lucca, the President 's provincial administration, the Mayor of Lucca,
the Quaestor of Lucca, the CGL unions, CISL, UIL, directors public bodies, rappresenanti of Tuscany, and REPRESENTATIVE of voluntary associations.

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Crossfire

Cozzi: "To choose the application you like the climate, is a subject so vast that you can talk for 20 minutes."
Muscarà: "This partnership ... is very dangerous." Cozzi
"accuse us of being political?"
Muscarà: "But no." [...]

Rain: "I thought of the galaxies and so on."
Cozzi: "No, if you know the red-shift is better than you ask. The argument has to be something you like you do not know!"
Muscarà (his hair): "But what is this stuff ...?"
* * THE DAY AFTER
Rain: "I like to pretend to study Dante ..."
Muscarà: "You two should write a book. "

Scagnelli:" What are you doing, gasp, Piovesan? "

Rain:" But then ! means inverse function? "
Scagnelli:" No, that factor is produced ... "
Cozzi:" It's not about shit! "
Rain (irritated):" Yes, who are you, A Beautiful Mind ? but fuck you! "
Antiz:" haha! "
Cozzi:" Fuck you laughing? "
Antiz:" No, I liked the comparison! "

Screen Film Vitale: "[...] Why Not Productions [ ...]"
Ema: "!"

Ema (Law horoscope. He comes to Pete): "Love can sometimes blinding . Even deaf, eh. "
Zazzo" bastard. "

Fena (Antiz):" His daughter's name is Gatling. "
Rain:" Antiz, what if your daughter falls in love at fifteen of a Romanian? "
Antiz "... you'd better not do it."

Fena has returned because of heavy criticism and personal insults, and intimidation as well as tickets to the launch of food to dear old Blogspot. While the game is now here 'initiative of music with this post to point out an alternative to all the different ledigaga, chetiperri, britnispirs, etc. riannaa: P! nk, a singer with excellent voice, ironic wit, good lyrics and a touch of madness suitable, as well as a nice bit 'of rock in the songs. This is followed by Stupid Girls U + Ur Hand , here on Radio needs ... ahem, no.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

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Libya Government to mobilize workers and companies to the provincial secretary appointed Italian

Centrella: "Putting an end to bloodshed and action against economic consequences"

Date: 25/02/2011
"We are very concerned for Italian workers in Libya, as well as for businesses, and we ask the government to intervene as soon as possible to avoid further loss of life. " The
says John Centrella, general secretary Ugl, for which "in light of the seriousness of the situation, the interests and relations with Libya, the Italian Government's duty is to mobilize to make absolutely an end to the massacre of civilians and to prevent adverse effects from the emergency landing until you get to energy supply. "
Meanwhile, fuel prices increased the coverage. For Ugl confederal secretary, Paul Varesi, "the so-called 'effect Libya' is not an excuse to launch the speculative increases only partially justified by the tragic events that are happening in the North African country."
"The companies have revised upward the prices of fuel have than 2 cents per liter - explained - without objective reasons, but only on the basis of a possible drop in supply. A speed of 'reaction' that is not records when, in fact, it is to adjust downward the same prices. "
"The increases are likely to cause a domino effect, especially with regard to food and basic necessities, which could be exploited due to the speculation of the possible transport. E 'therefore necessary - said the union - that the government carefully monitors what is going on and immediately convene a round table with stakeholders to outline a common strategy on anti-speculation ".

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Five subjects. Three questions. Five lines. The post of the trip

Scagnelli (on the 4th high school): "They are men from pubs, we have always a pacifier in his mouth."

Visconti (of Guinea): "I think this guy the next school trip should be a sanctuary ..."

Zazzo (on her coccyx cushion anti-breakdown): "I keep it even after they are cured because it is convenient."

Samek: "We have already fixed the date of the task in class? "
Cata (vague attempt):" ... but maybe it's in the third round ?..."
Samek: "Behold, we must fix. We do 4? "

Rain (on the" will to power "):" An indescribable desire to travel to Basilicata. "

Cases (history, after the mention on Rasputin)," Anastasia .
All: "We look at the cartoon!"
Muscarà: "No."
Verga: "Then we sing a song."

Antinori (who fell on the table) "Return with your snowboard or above it. "

Scagnelli: "On examination of competency have a question to a girl terribly generic ... [...] she fell into a panic and could not answer. In your opinion how can essersela gotten to spend a girl of 26 years. ..? "
Class: "..."
Prive: "... she cried ...?"
Scagnelli: "She cried!"

Scagnelli: "I have no hair on his head but the halo!"

Scagnelli (sull'incaricato class fled): "You said that you should grow up!"
Class: "He must grow up!"
Scagnelli "Aspettatelo out and Beat him!"
* APPLAUSE *

Cases (just before the 3rd test): "The school is not life, the important thing in life is love." * APPLAUSE *


Scampi (Animal Farm): "A Squealer has incredible gall!" Lacking
: "A face ...?"
Scampi "A poker face!"

Bramley: "Beyond these issues all of which are sufficient ..." * APPLAUSE *

Bramley: "... except one." * SILENCE *

Bramley: "Not true." * APPLAUSE *


Bramley: "Pay attention to expressions. One thing is not abstract gigantic size. "
Cozzi" Bible. "
Bramley:" Behold, I have marked Bible. "
Raimondi:" Come on, that cute! Even the same sweater ... "

Prive:" She is a dictator! "
Scagnelli:" A dictator! : D "
Rain:" There ... "
Zazzo:" Shit, this ... that sucks, fuck. "

Guinea (before you query):" Why do I feel behind already Samek ...?!"
Scagnelli: "What, sorry?"
Guinea: "Erm ... Samek's breath on his neck. "
Rain:" The Wind. "
Guinea:" The wind! "

Guinea:" I'm depressed! "
Fena: "No, you're crazy."

Scagnelli (prompting): "Oh, Carlsberg!"

Vecchio Coretti on a crutch, "I wonder how he ran as a child!"

And then the epicness of the month. The double combo of enemies captured operated by Piroddi.


1, HIT: disgraced Cozzett
Visconti (called the respondents to die. Nobody has studied science in the investigation of mathematics): "5 [Cozzi, ndp] ." Cozzi
: "..."
Visconti (wrong): "Di Paolo. Already asked ..."
Piro: "But Professor ... the 5 is not Di Paolo!"
Visconti: "Ah! 5 ... ah, is Cozzi. "
Class:" O_______________O ° "
Cozzi (bloodshot):" Piroddi, you're a broken man. When you leave I'll kill you. "
Verga (incredulously):" Ma .. I've never seen ... nothing like that ... "

2nd HIT: putting the ass in the book and causing Pigus un'orecchiona
Pigus (voice of calm fiery style I will kill you)" You're a jerk. "
Pivo, "Godo"
Pigus: "Rejoice, rejoice. You'll see. "

And this terrifying warning shut! But first, the music." Only Girl, "Rihanna, remixed by the genius of a guy on Youtube who signed Bliix. From listening for lovers of pop and rock. For speak of the third test I rely instead on Fena ... that your information has changed host for your blog . "It has changed to host their own blog," that phrase nerd ... as the SIM PIN of the cell of Tim ... Well, I better go to sleep.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

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Yes, it arrived. But there are many words for the trip, which was the best ever. The pictures are on FB, he did tell Fenaroli. I enjoyed it so excessive and the elements were all there: comfortable rooms, beautiful days, good food, good program, music and so on.
Day 1: I am a beginner skier who likes to make useless things on the blade, I faced a red once in my life. I get thrown off by black-red frozen due to lack of snow, with feet attached to the business that not braking. I do not break anything.
Day 2: ski hire in God's grace not to fall again, I take lessons from the Rabbi ...
Day 3: I go back to the blade and spent the day jumping. Do not fall even once on any track, in fact thread.
Fantastico, and as usual I did my duty, here are the gems of the trip.

Fena (bursts out against smash Ruby): "Enough. Enough with the juvenile, the viagra, I filled the balls."
Cozzi: "... viagra?"

Cozzi: "There is a cocktail lounge ... closed."
Rain: "They open in the morning."

Fena (a correctly): "Prof, I had not noticed, but ... he has beautiful eyes."

Worth a mention here the so-called ... "PLAYLIST FOR STE.

Cozzi (on rain that comes with a lot of corn in the bowl at dinner): "It 's Adriano Mais."

Moizo (commentary on his bike on FB. Yes, FB has not gone out of our lives on a trip COUGHfeCOFFnaCOFFCOFF): "I want to put it in the street shit, I can not wait anymore!"
Fena, "Who, your sister?"

private individuals ("locked" in the seat of the car ultraposteriore Sanna, along with the stuff): "Open the window a drop ..."
Cozzi: "If you throw up there are the boots of Sanna." Lacking
: "the red one?"
Sanna: "This machine is used ..."

Cozzi (on Peeps occupying my seat at the table as well as in audio-visual, I find when I come back a dirty look): "Eh, Piovesan is still evil."
Rain: "No, I'll break the bowl on his head."

Guinea (on the night skiing, a kidney after being smashed by falling snow and going to the hospital to piss blood): "No, I come tonight ..."
Sanna: "Where are you going ...?"

Rain (waitress): "You, madam, laughs always: D "
Woman:" Mello turmoil that cry! "

Rain (distribution euphonium):" Before Fena ... Bramley then ... "
Fena" Let's go in order of age. "

Sanna (ski = free day next alarm, just us in the hotel):" Okay, breakfast at nine o'clock? "
Woman:" But I wish you good! "

Verga (on my criticism of the province of Monza):" It will be nice Panteganopoli. "

Around the village at 21:00, we make noise. Titian to the balcony:" Ouch! Here is' people sleeping EH. "Pippo

(Baretto):" The lady said there peel. "
Antiz ($$$):" But if we did a ride ...?"

Bramati (surrender to the logic): "A clap of encouragement."

The fact that there are a few is good, it means that we have spared no more skiing. But we also mention the karoke in the bar ...? Well, I go to the board that is better.

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UGL Security Civil

Lucca 29/01/2011
thank seq. prov. Di Lucca, the UGL union, Luca Cianelli, to trust and 'office has been conferred to seq. prov. civil security of the Province. of Lucca. In the field of security, specifically the security guards,
many objectives have been achieved, but there are always many issues. Let's start with pay, underpaid, just read the payroll of a new employee, but does not go much better for the guards with many years of service, with shots and livelli.Il UGL union, plans to put under the magnifying glass farigginoso The problem of procurement. It 's also true that the law of the free market has paved the way to this rule, which creates new jobs, but penalizes those who 's had before losing. The dish is often made the 'Article 26, which should reinstate the worker, even if it changes the' institute, but some companies are resistant to the staff with many years of service, grade or seniority. When an institution is awarded a contract, the management form of a list of people to do the job security and control the site in question is public or private. The worker becomes an integral part, along with existing staff, and day by day, captures details of new security. Suddenly be communicated to the security guards' contract was lost, and that a small period must be accompanied by the newcomers, then the job ends. After the economic damage is also the moral damage. With other trade unions are available for discussion and debate, the purpose is clearly to the interests of workers. Mauro Mazzoni

Seg. prov. UGL Lucca civil security

Sunday, February 6, 2011

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Going for a trip

It 'nice to see that the difference between me and someone who has never done an exercise in mathematics is only the amount of money, time, effort wasted. But this blog without my teacher would not make sense.

Scampi (poetry): "What about the language?" Lacking
: "Well, tough."
Palu: "Explosive, full of speed ..."
Verga: "E ' English.

cases (during pre-assessment exercises), "Eheheh."
Scagnelli: "What's so funny?"
Cases: "E 'despair."

Scagni (desperate tone): "But I'm 10 pages, I said it five minutes in the morning, before coffee and milk with brandy and whiskey ..."

Scagnelli (a Giambò with a top London Underground): "Come on, Underground"

Scagnelli "P! The point P, as ... hrmgr. "

Scagnelli:" Do you understand? Zanvit "
Zazzo:" Do as well not exist. "

Scagnelli (examination):" Teachers interiors are on your side, provided that the examination does not feel say that The Infinite of Leopard and Leopard! "
Fenaroli * gets up, waves and leaves *

Scagnelli (examination):" Maybe there comes a committee chairman who is the headmaster of a hotel "
Rain:" But what we eat it, Professor. "
Rai:" But ...!" Piovesan

Well, it's time to leave for the educational trip in the snow ... let's have fun.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

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an American ...? Moreover

Incomparable views of the teacher filogione women, alternate support dubbed "Big Mac", upcoming ski trips, but most of all Visconti, who as usual is ... well, that says irriportabile. It can perhaps a script to have the same emotional charge of the actor on stage? Ah: you go to see this post the other ... agh, one of the other, now bloggher class, contains a short essay on what has characterized our class more than others. High average? behavior beyond reproach? applause? some elements completely exceptional? the (i) blog? yeah, that and more, especially the ping pong.

Scagnelli (a function): "This is transcendent."
Giambò: "Just do not bite off the forms ..."

Paludetto: "Schopenhauer was a musician?"
Vitale: "It 's a good question to which I can not answer."
Giambò: "Chopin was a musician: D"
Vitale: "Thank you, Giambò!"

Bramati (on Dante, and dangerous statement without notice): "We do everything Heaven if we were not on these poetelli of 900."

cases (on rainfall and Cozzi): "Diabolik and the Black Widow."

Scagnelli (holding the eraser in his hand): "But where's the eraser?"

Visconti: "The association of plants ..."
Rain: "Of the plants trade unionists."

Rain: "A diabetic forest ...?"
Cozzi: "If sugar land lines is over."

Scagnelli (on a Star of David drawn on my desk): "Stop drawing the stars of the Winx!"

Scagnelli (Graph): "The value of here disappears, reappears here."
Giambò: "It 's a Jumper."

Coretti (questions and photocopies. Physics): "Listen, Fenaroli, instead, what do you think for the sport of these two attitudes?"
Fenaroli: "Well, first of all ..."
* PROPER pricked up his ears, he gets up and walks away * Outside the
Fenaroli: "..."
Cries of Core from the bathroom. He sgam two to smoke: "What are you doing?! So I have to do fine!" etc..
Coretti (falls and sits down): "The fine must be made immediately, no? You. ... My Mom really stupid."
Raimondi: "Who were they?"
Coretti "Coso and the other."

Bramley: "I'll explain each time that Dante did not know where to start."
Cases: "A clap of encouragement!"
few jokes * * PART
Bramley: "No, no and no!"

Leaving aside the various "She often cries to manipulate or at least not with sincerity, then the man is impressed. With women need to do so, say now that you've been crying, then do a little 'pee in less. "I want to focus on Visconti it deserves. The allegations of random tutor Cozzi Fenaroli and often hit me in the negative, but are neither a woman nor a "nigger". Who knows, maybe I am a special boy . Of course, the fact that this way of defining a person is taken from "Dumb and Dumber" is not a good thing, but I notice that most of the class goes crazy at times, well then, no problem ... We have the examination after all.
No, in fact, I said, once again the object of prayer is the fateful question (with the tiny to exorcise E) and in particular the decision pre-test teachers on how to ask questions. Needless to say, is a OneManShow.

"We can ask questions a bit 'so we have to go to X or soft?"
"No, X has always had good results, of course, spent a bad time, which pierced, it was really trashy!, but now has passed, it goes well, the average is 7, we can ask him anything more. "
" All right! for Y? "

"..."" I had a name that I had to do ...?"
"... no, that is ... that is, is ... "
" Eh, but ... "
" I mean, you ... for heaven's sake, dad is very good ... Y. .. here it is ... "
" It says 6 but 6 is a natural? "
" Eh ... "

And as usual can not bring everything. But one final note.

Visconti: "One thing ... last year's good results, but the media ... Monforte 81, Argonne 78. Only this I burn ... That is, we want to ... still wet nose ...? Come on, guys, on ... "
APPLAUSE * * PART

At this point I enclose a little 'free music, so I wrote that bad." You're so Physical "by Nine Inch Nails.

Why? Piroddi why I publish on its neoblog Club Dogo a surprise ... how can I stay still?

Monday, January 24, 2011

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who he was, to get their ideas? Take it with religion

Adriano Meis, Nazi bureaucrats, local amendments. As to how a villager can be given up for dead and change your life in your pocket with a win at roulette, how a German dish and failed may not be aware of its responsibilities in the extermination of an entire race and how everyone has an idea of \u200b\u200bwhat should be sawn and what does not work in by public funding.

professor of mathematics at the time of Scagnelli, noting: "Pupil with strong critical sense."

Muscarà (the turkish disintegration of the century): "There are the seasonal sales of the Ottoman Empire ..."

parent opposing the proposed amendment during the (N Mardegan cited) interactive game: "We decided to raise € 30 million for maintenance and new parks del'ambiente to move to the creation of new homes for couples. .. "
* WHISTLE, insults, complaints *
attacking Parent: "No. Wait. We need to do so, the couple should be able to have children because the children work and money to create ..."
Rain: "But without the parks you can not make the children!"

Monday, January 17, 2011

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Today, at the hour of filogione (Theophilus, that you want), a beautiful and inquietantissimo, as well as tremendously objective movie about the Shroud.

Guinea: "I have a question about the final thing ... what is it called?"
Giambò: "The test of maturity."
Guinea: "Yes, the final exams!"

Sanna: "I remember a student in the theme of maturity that I had written that the Enlightenment moustrosità was originated by the King of Bavaria. Boh. That is, if I do not see the arguments ... "

Sanna (on the squad in committee):" 3 out of 5 patients are given. Nobody wants to work ... just a doctor compliant. "

Scagnelli (scrambling):" You're making Spider-Man! "

Scagnelli" Asshasshino "

Scagnelli:" No, rather a fool to say shut up! Examination say ... eh, I'm confused, I'm excited ... "
Chorus:" ONE OF U.S.! Scagnelli ONE OF U.S.! "

Vitale:" The Galileans were looked bad, they were a bit 'as the southerners. "

lobster (about an English poet):" If sits in his little house Bellucci. "

Alternate math:" I'm here for everything if you need, except mathematics. "

Bramai (telling his substitute in elementary school):" The teacher told me if you XXX asked to go to the bathroom, the mandala, that is a fountain. "

Scagnelli (a Privitera):" monster "

Raimondi:" It must have been a handicap of St. Vincent. "

Monday, January 10, 2011

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One hundred

The system says that this is the hundredth post of the blog, so I trust you. And 'a little' do not carry over, but between New Year and various menate, as well as the start of our pre-exam nightmare I've been busy. In short, I was well trying to platinum a game to play. In the midst of the holiday PIRODDI OPENED A BLOG. Big news! For those curious, here is the LINK . The place does not have a precise function, it seems, and contains several ... well, content.

Raimondi (after the silence all'incaricato): "Since we did well as a professor?"
Bramley: "Warning!" *
the child returns with an envelope. SHOUT TO ALL .*
Raimondi: "You were saved the first time!"
Bramati "You also you had saved the first time ..."

Raimondi: "Prof when is your birthday?"
Scagnelli: "I think July 16th ..."

Sanna: "Stay there, so give the attorney Cases ... "
Raimondi:" Who which has the want to? "

Raimondi (sull'incaricato shaved and roly-poly):" It was a monaco shaolin. "

Scampi:" Gelmini ? Do not rely on this name in vain ... "